Amazing Discovery

It's been discovered that a man can have sex with a male prostitute and be 'completely heterosexual'. Reverend Ted Haggard, former president of the National Association of Evangelicals, resigned last year when he finally admitted to having extra-marital sex and drug orgies with another man. At first Ted stated that the accusations were lies. Then he said he had indeed visited a male prostitute but that it was just for a massage and that although he did purchase drugs on the occassion that he never took them. finally ted resigned as he was forced to admit that the massage was "that kind of massage". Now after a period of deep reflection Ted says he is convinced that he was completely straight even while he was doing it with another guy. Apparently it was the other guy who was having gay sex and Ted was just there 'acting out'. Ted is completely heterosexual, just like he's completely honest.