It was a piece of crap

I tried to plug in it
I tried to turn it on
When I got it home
It was a piece of crap
Piece of Crap - Neil Young, 1994

I bought a brand new computer this fall. An HP pavilion. The CD Drive didn't work. I took it back. I bought a brand new Black and Decker food processor last weekend. The motor doesn't work. I bought a Neil Young DVD this week. It froze on track 10. I took it back.